The Story of Thanksgiving

Ask young children about Thanksgiving, and they will tell you what they know -which isn't much. And what they know can be hilariously fused with non-Thanksgiving stuff. Just picture the Pilgrims in a cave wearing loincloths eating pickles and salami for Thanksgiving. These kids are good at bluffing their way through, which will serve them well in the higher grades -and in their careers. (via Uproxx)