Q: What is that insensitive bit at the base of the penis called?A: The man.
Q: Why do men have a hole in their penis?
A: So they can think with an open mind.
Q: What can Life Savers do that man can't?
A: Come in five flavors.
Q: How is a penis like fishing?
A: The small ones you throw back, the medium ones you eat, and the larger ones you mount.
Q: What do a clitoris, an anniversary and a toilet have in common?
A: Men usually miss all three.
Q: What is the difference between medium and rare?
A: 6 inches is medium, 8 inches is rare.
Q: How can you tell if a man is sexually excited?
A: He is breathing.
Q: What is a man's idea of foreplay?
A: A half-hour of begging.
Q: Why do men like love at first sight?
A: It saves them a lot of time.
I love you, Miss Cellania, but that's just mean.
ReplyDeleteI love you, Miss Cellania, but that's just mean.
ReplyDeleteMen in general are a big enough group to take it. I've had some pretty awful jokes about women as well.
ReplyDeleteI read these to two of my friends and they laughed til the cried thanks Miss C
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