In Fyfe, Scotland, there's an annual tench-eating competition [tench are small fish like sardines].
The world champion, Sven from Finland, was in Fyfe to defend his title.
Local boy Hix won through to the final and it was a contest between him and Sven.
The result was that Hix ate 27 tench and Sven managed only nine - so Hix was crowned world champion.
The headline?
One To Three For Fyfe's Hix, Sven Ate Nine Tench.
(via Phil’s Phun)
This surely makes perfect sense to me!!
ReplyDeleteIt's Fife; not Fyfe.
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