Sunday, April 22, 2012

Dog and Cow

A mathematician walks into a bar accompanied by a dog and a cow. The bartender says, "Hey, no animals are allowed in here."

The mathematician replies, "These are very special animals."

"How so?"

"They're knot theorists."

The bartender raises his eyebrows and says, "I've met a number of knot theorists who I thought were animals, but never an animal that was a knot theorist."

"Well, I'll prove it to you. Ask them them anything you like."

So the bartender asks the dog, "Name a knot invariant."

"Arf, arf" barks the dog.

The bartender scowls and turns to the cow asking, "Name a topological invariant."

"Mu, mu," says the cow.

At this point the bartender turns to the mathematician and says, "Very funny." With that, he throws the three out of the bar.

Outside, sitting on the curb, the dog turns to the mathematician and asks, "Do you think I should have said the Jones polynomial instead?"

Illustration from the cover of How to Teach Physics to Your Dog by ScienceBlogger Chad Orzel. Order your copy today!

1 comment:

  1. This is a great variation on one of my favorite jokes:

    Guy walks into a bar with a dog and the bartender says, "Hey, no animals are allowed in here!"

    Guy replies, "This is a talking dog".

    Bartender scoffs, "I'll give you a free drink if you can prove it."

    Guy turns to his dog and asks him, "What is the structure on top of a house?"

    "Roof!", barks the dog.

    "Pay up", says the guy and bartender scowls, but gives the guy his drink.

    "Ask him another question", says the bartender.

    Guys asks his dog,"What did Queen Elizabeth I wear around her neck?"

    "Ruff!", barks the dog.

    The bartender is ticked off but pays the guy off with a drink.

    "One more?", asks the guy.

    "I'm a glutton for punishment", replies the bartender, "But no more easy ones..."

    Guy turns to his dog and asks, "Who hit sixty home runs for the Yankees in 1927?"

    Sure enough, the dog barks "Roof!", and the bartender yells, "I've had enough!", and throws the guy and his dog out onto the sidewalk.

    On the curb, the dog turns to the guy and asks apologetically, "Was it DiMaggio?"

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