Wednesday, March 21, 2012

Traffic Stop

A cop saw a car weaving all over the road and pulled it over.

He walked up to the car and saw a nice-looking blonde woman behind the wheel. There was a strong smell of liquor on her breath. He said, “I’m going to give you a breathalyzer test to determine if you are under the influence of alcohol.”

She blew up the balloon and he walked it back to the police car.

After  a couple of minutes, he returned to her car and said, “It looks like  you’ve had a couple of stiff ones.”

She turned red, and replied, “You mean it shows that, too?”

(Thanks, Rich!)

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