-I left it in my truck and my truck was in an accident and got towed to the garage and I won't be able to get to the garage in Abbotsford until this weekend.-my mother took it camping and lost it.
-I didn't take it out!
-my cat peed on it and it smells too bad.
-it flew out the car window on the 401 Freeway and was devoured by an 18 wheeler!
Got any other good ones?
Well, the best one was actually when a TEACHER lent the student a book she'd borrowed from us, and the student was delinquent in returning it to us because she'd missplaced it.
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Was time traveling - returned it before I checked it out...check the shelf! Does that mean the library owes me money?
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