Dennis Rodman

A woman is picked up by Dennis Rodman in a bar.  They like each other and she goes back with him to  his hotel room. He removes his shirt revealing all his  tattoos and she sees that on his arm is one which  reads, "Reebok." She thinks that is a bit odd and  asks him about it.

Dennis says, "When I play basketball, the cameras  pick up the tattoo and Reebok pays me for  advertisement."
A bit later, his pants are off and she  sees "Puma" tattooed on his leg. He gives the same  explanation for the unusual tattoo.
Finally, the  underwear comes off and she sees the word "AIDS"  tattooed on his penis. She jumps back with shock.

"I'm not going to do it with a guy who has AIDS!"

He says, "It's cool baby. In a minute it's going to say  'ADIDAS'!