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(o)(o) Perfect breasts

( + )( + ) Fake silicone breasts

(*)(*) Perky breasts

(@)(@) Big nipple breasts

oo A cups

{ O }{ O } D cups

( ^ )( ^ ) Cold breasts

(o)(O) Lopsided breasts

(Q)(O) Pierced Breasts

(p)(p) Hanging Tassels Breasts

\ o /\ o/ Grandma's Breasts

( - )( - ) Against The Shower Door Breasts

| o | | o | Android Breasts

($)($) Martha Stewart's Breasts

And of course,

(oYo) Wonderbra breasts.

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