The Night the Reindeer Run Her Over

She was drunk the night the reindeer run her over
Uncle Bob had brought the cold beer once again
She kept going to the cooler, over and over
That's how this Christmas Story does begin

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Oh! Grandma got run over by the reindeer
As she staggered out from her house last Christmas Eve
It didn't do much more than leave some hoof marks
But you can bet Grandma did get peeved

We'd gathered altogether at my Grand Ma's
Grandma had been drinking tubs of beer
It was when she went outside to look for Santa
The Old Fat man ran her over with his deer

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Oh! Grandma got run over by the reindeer
As she staggered out from her house last Christmas Eve
It didn't do much more than leave some hoof marks
But you can bet Grandma did get peeved

We heard her screaming and came a running
It really was a terrible sight to see
Grandma laying in the snow beneath the reindeer
Calling Santa Claus.. names you wouldn't believe

Oh! Grandma got run over by the reindeer
As she staggered out from her house last Christmas Eve
It didn't do much more than leave some hoof marks
But you can bet you're butt my Grandma did get peeved
You can bet Grandma did get peeved

Woody Woodruff

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