Links!

Welcome to one of the few sites around that has no Johari’s Window. I don’t want to know what you think of me. I don’t want to know how little you care. I don’t even want to think about me, so I know you don’t. So how about some amusing, provocative, informational, or funny links. Or how about these!

Just a minute... please check out the new toy at the top of the sidebar. Yeah, I changed the search engine. This one doesn't seem to be any more useful, but it sure is prettier! I'll give it a test run and maybe bring back the Rollyo later. Remember, if you haven't joined the Frappr group MC and Company, the invitation is still open!

Hoss said "Do you know it takes 3 hours to go through one of your posts? Why are you doing this to me?" Uh, sorry. But listen, just because you bought a new encyclopedia does not mean you have to read it all today! I promise a simpler post tomorrow. Also, welcome home to Wulfweard, who's been away from the blogosphere for a couple of weeks. His return is a load off my mind, since I was supposed to entertain the horde during his absence.

Tom Cruise on Oprah: As It Should Have Been. The magic of editing puts the world right.

This animation is another of those that I don’t understand at all; I just thought it was cool. I think it might be advertising.

Unusual Looking Buildings. This site is a LOT more interesting than the name would suggest!

The Faces of Meth. This is a heartbreaking site about what happens to the way you look after succumbing to methamphetamine addiction. After looking at those, you're going to need some eye candy to clear the brain.

Bioscapes is a international digital imaging competition. The gallery of winners is awesome!

What would you do? Take the Extreme Survivor Quiz.

Worth 1000 present Really Bad Toys.

Roulette chocolate. Twelve pieces of luscious chocolate. Only one contains a hot chili pepper.

The best thing I have read so far about how men can attract women.

Explaining the sex appeal of Led Zeppelin.

So I took the Sexual Appeal test I saw over at Omegamom...

I am a Siren?

What is your sexual appeal?
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GOTCHA!

A golf pro dragged himself into the clubhouse looking as though he'd just escaped a tornado.

"What's wrong?" a woman asked.

"I just lost a game to Houlihan," the pro said.

"What? But Houlihan's the worst player I've ever seen. How could he have beaten you?"

"He tricked me," the pro said. "On the first tee, he asked for a handicap. I told him he could have 30, 40, 50 strokes - any handicap he wanted. He said, 'Just give me two gotchas.'"

"What's a gotcha?" asked the woman.

"That's what I wanted to know," the pro said. "Houlihan said, 'You'll see.' Then, as I was teeing off, just as I had my club poised, he screamed out 'Gotcha!'"

"I can guess what happened," the woman said.

"Sure," the pro said. "The scream threw me off, and I missed the ball completely."

"Understandable," the woman said. "But still, that's only one swing. How did he win the game?"

The pro answered, "You try swinging at a golf ball all day while waiting for that second 'gotcha!'"

Write your name in Egyptian heiroglyphics!

Universal Meta-Joke.

Color-perception illusions.

Save the Bald Beaver!

Darla Shine’s Happy Housewives Club. I can’t join. I have a job. Come to think of it, I‘m not a wife, either. But I am happy!

Music Video: Bush and Blair at the Gay Bar.

Video of Los Angeles at night. Very pretty!

When pigs fly: A photo essay.

Lots of strange versions of Memory games.

Send a Monk-E-Mail mssage! Here's an example.


MONEY AND IGNORANCE
In case you've ever wondered why ignorance rises to the executive level, here is a simple explanation that is also mathematical proof:

1. Knowledge is Power.
2. Time is Money.
3. And, as every engineer knows: Power = Work / Time.
4. If Knowledge = Power, and Time = Money, then Knowledge = Work / Money.
5. Solving for Money, we get: Money = Work / Knowledge.
6. Thus, Money approaches infinity as Knowledge approaches zero, regardless of the Work done.
7. What this means is: The Less you Know, the More you Make.
(I KNEW someone would eventually prove this!)

Bad News: If you understand this, then you likely have a large knowledge base and therefore are subject to making less money. Damn shame.


Thought for today: There is no key to happiness. The door is always open.


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