tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15663150.post113341127701460792..comments2024-03-28T12:58:24.594-04:00Comments on Miss Cellania: Teenage DaughterMiss Cellaniahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16056319889765739429noreply@blogger.comBlogger3125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15663150.post-1137189891275034012006-01-13T17:04:00.000-05:002006-01-13T17:04:00.000-05:00Enjoy the daughters when they are young. When gir...Enjoy the daughters when they are young. When girls turn 13 things get weird. When they are old enough to date, meet her date and get his cellphone #. When she returns, stand close to her to check for strange smells (alcohol, grass, cigarettes). I onece heard a story about the singer known as Meatloaf. When his daughter's date arrived, Mr. Meatloaf was sitting on his front porch with a shot gun. Meatloaf introduced himself to the young man and told him to behave and had his daughter home on time. I heard it worked but I never tried it.ohio06winhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02012922595916088405noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15663150.post-1133670341516707252005-12-03T23:25:00.000-05:002005-12-03T23:25:00.000-05:00Gee, that first guy's neck looked like my neck aft...Gee, that first guy's neck looked like my neck after my thyroid biopsy last week. No wonder I got weird looks at work this week...Carol Annehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02082283964371898512noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15663150.post-1133665412690646542005-12-03T22:03:00.000-05:002005-12-03T22:03:00.000-05:00Warrning: Sometimes daughters wait until their dam...Warrning: Sometimes daughters wait until their damn-near 20 to turn into space aliens such as you have described. It hurts then, too. :-(Erudite Redneckhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04830721195868387265noreply@blogger.com