Sunday, June 07, 2026

Big Mouse



(via Fark)

2 comments:

  1. When mice and other rodents are born they look like puppies.
    This indicates to me that most animals come from the same manufacturing plant, but have subtle design features that become apparent later on as they grow.

    Using that logic, and the fact about changes that happen over time, I can deduce that the above titled mouse is in fact not a mouse at all, but a crocodile.

    I almost thought it was a seeyoulater, as they are very similar to crocodiles, but remembered that seeyoulaters have much smaller ears.

    Using bright blue paint around the home is known to have a 'medicinal marijuana' effect on cats and other felines.
    For instance, that exact colour is used in African skies so as to keep the lions and leopards in a stable frame of mind.

    Imagine how the monochrome cat in the above picture would be reacting, if he wasn't under the influence.

    I guess at the colourless cat's gender.
    It is only calico cats and ginger cats that announce their gender when they are walking towards you.

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  2. This reminds me of the Looney Tunes cartoon where Sylvester the cat gets knocked down by a kangaroo and Sylvester's kid is so embarrassed he takes to wearing a paper bag on his head to hide the shame that his dad got beat up by a large 'mouse'.

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