Wednesday, February 18, 2026

AI Chat

A joke I first heard about 50 years ago foretold the advent of artificial intelligence, long before the internet. A fellow saw a vending machine that offered conversation with a robot. You could set the level of conversation by IQ. He put a dollar in and set the level at 150. The machine then started a conversation and they discussed philosophy, historic trends, and recent scientific breakthroughs. 

After a while, he got tired of that, and dialed the level to 100. The machine began discussing celebrities and TV shows, and that was fun for a while. 

But then out of curiosity, the guy dialed the IQ level down to 50. 

The machine said, "10-4, good buddy!"

 

 

 

I've never tried chatting with AI, and I have no desire to. The closest I've come is trying to get an answer about a utility service, and I had no choice. At least I found out how to escalate to a real person. But surely this joke could be updated to be relevant in 2026. What would be the punch line? 


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  2. Umm ... 10-4 good buddy?

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  3. The machine said, "You don't need to have anymore elections".

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  4. The machine said, "Put in another dollar first"

    And then the machine said, "Put in another dollar first".

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  5. "What kind of drumsticks do you use?" or "What you using for bait?"
    Actually got a million of 'em.

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