Spokesman Roger Horton is back with an Honest Ad for a bar. This is not about the dive down the street where you drop by and know every customer already, because you saw the same people there yesterday. No, this is a newer place, with pretentious menu items to match the pretentious drink prices. This one has taken an Irish theme, without much real connection to Ireland. An authentic Dublin-style Hawaiian pizza? Is that some kind of a joke? Yes, it is, but it's not all that far off from the fake ambience this bar is trying its best to exude. The only thing cringier is seeing Roger in a dress, as he plays the waitress as well as the bartender.
> The only thing cringier is seeing Roger in a dress
ReplyDeleteI thought that was my grandma!
That's so you'll drink to forget Roger in a dress.
ReplyDeleteIf Roger doesn't own the joint he's so fired.