Saturday, December 10, 2022

Bubba and Johnny Ray

Bubba and Johnny Ray, two good ole boys from Kentucky, were sittin' on the front porch drinking beer when a large truck hauling rolls and rolls of sod went by.

"I'm gonna do that when I win the lottery," said Bubba.

"Do whut?" asked Johnny Ray.

"Send my grass out to be mowed," answered Bubba.

(Thanks, Duke!)


2 comments:

  1. sitting' ?

    You're supposed to leave out *both* Gs when you use an apostrophe!

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  2. I see now! Should have read that before posting. Fixed now!

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