And to that person hiding behind Anony the mouse, I left Wales and in England I was called a sheep shagger.
Years later I moved to Australia (where I was called a pom) and then to New Zealand, where ..... you guessed it, I was called a sheep shagger.
Now, here I am, still in New Zealand, waiting for the aliens' star ship to come for me, and in my entire life the closet I have got to any romance with a sheep was pouring on the mint sauce.
I suppose it is only fair, I do tend to mock the Americans.
They sure are insulting to their wives down in Kiwi Land.
ReplyDeleteLittle sheep, don't you listen to him, ewe are BEAUTIFUL !
ReplyDeleteAnd to that person hiding behind Anony the mouse, I left Wales and in England I was called a sheep shagger.
ReplyDeleteYears later I moved to Australia (where I was called a pom) and then to New Zealand, where ..... you guessed it, I was called a sheep shagger.
Now, here I am, still in New Zealand, waiting for the aliens' star ship to come for me, and in my entire life the closet I have got to any romance with a sheep was pouring on the mint sauce.
I suppose it is only fair, I do tend to mock the Americans.
And their banjo playing.
What's a sheep shagger?
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shagged; shagging
transitive verb
chiefly British, informal + usually vulgar
: to have sexual intercourse with
You are a sheep that is fucking? What is this some sort of German insult?
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