Monday, June 17, 2019

Tweet of the Day

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1 comment:

Bicycle Bill said...

It is possible for an amateur to hack into any government computer system using home computer technology.

Secret agents, escaped prisoners, and action heroes can drive any model of car or motorcycle or fly any model of aircraft under any conditions.

Any female character will instantly change her loyalties after just one night with the hero.

All safes have tumblers that can be heard through a stethoscope.

Even though "in space no one can hear you scream", explosions, rocket noises, and the sounds of various weapons come in loud and clear.

All space aliens speak English ... or at least understand it.

No one never, ever, EVER needs to use the restroom.