Tested by Grizzly Bears

You think your cooler or dumpster is bear-resistant? Only if it's certified by the Bear and Wolf Discovery Center https://www.grizzlydiscoveryctr.org/ in Montana. They test products by letting the bears have at it, which is really the only way to be sure. When you see something that says "this product was not tested on animals," think about the products that are tested BY animals! (via Metafilter)