This is just because you need to watch something goofy at least once a day. There was a fad for a while for making blankets without sewing: get two pieces of synthetic fabric -the kind that doesn't unravel, cut a fringe all around, and tie the two pieces together with the fringe. Now you can just buy them sewn together. They can keep you warm while watching TV, or you can use them as a great dance costume! The dancers at Merguez Studio rightfully give credit to the inspiration for this nonsense.
Me: “I’m going to bed early tonight”— John Olmsted (@JohnnyOohhh) January 29, 2018
Me at 3 am: pic.twitter.com/XVpbkGkkkO