Thursday, March 31, 2016

Musical Instrument

The Mansplaining Hotline



Mansplaining has been around forever, even though it’s only had a name for a few years. And some women actually push back sometimes. What’s a guy to do? Call someone who will listen to you explain things, no matter how much she already knows about it! (via Metafilter)

Really, just recently a guy said to me, "Do you know about (whatever it was) ?"

Me: "Yes."

And then he launched into a thorough explanation, as if I had said "No," that was an elementary rehash of what I'd learned years ago about the subject. He wasn't listening, he was waiting to talk, and he didn't even entertain the thought that I might already know.

Sidewalk

Tim

The Job Site

Do Blind People Understand Vision?



Someone asked Tommy Edison how much he understands about vision. He’s been blind since birth, so it’s a foreign concept to him, but he’s interacted with sighted people enough to know that we do things that make no sense to him. Sure, you can explain how stereoscopic vision works to give us depth perception, but never having been able to see it in action, he can’t wrap his head around it. As always, Edison is cheerful, honest, and always ready to make a wisecrack.


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10 Good Guy Cops. They deserve some recognition for going above and beyond the call of duty.

13 Things You Need To Know About The People V. O.J. Simpson. “Our key marching order for the show was: Tell people what they don’t know.”

A horror story made up entirely of front-page headlines from Weather.com. Some are actually promotional teaser lines, but each is linked to the original story.

Meet the Spring-Cleaning, Anti-Clutter Pros. The biggest requirement for the job is a willingness to do it.

Google Earth Engine combined Landsat images of the Ucayali River in Peru over thirty years time to illustrate the advancing meanders, which culminate in the creation of an oxbow lake.

Mark Hogancamp was beaten by badly by five men in 2000 that he lost his memory and had to learn to walk and talk all over again. As he recovered, he found his muse in constructing a 1/6 scale world called Marwencol, a World War II fantasyland.

Only a**holes bother poirnting out typos, accroding to new study.

One Dot

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Comic Con Kids



Look at this adorable BB-8 cosplayer! Kayla has a costume that’s both realistic and maneuverable, depending on whether you are standing or sitting. Then she greets the Xenomorph from Alien, who is really her sister. These two were spotted at Wonder Con 2016 wearing costumes by their parents William and Nikki Miyamoto, the same couple responsible for this. (via Geeks Are Sexy

Wednesday, March 30, 2016

Fish and Chips

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On the Catwalk



Just strolling down the walkway in a nature sanctuary when this happened. It’s hard to tell who is more scared. The top reddit comment says it all.
If I saw that I'd puma pants.
Tina Dorschel recorded this encounter on a walkway at Corkscrew Swamp Sanctuary near Naples in Florida. (via reddit)

Petrified Wood

The Best Wheel of Fortune Contestant Ever?



Watch an entire episode of Wheel of Fortune in less than two minutes, as Robert Santoli breezes through each puzzle like he is psychic or something. It wasn’t just luck; he prepared for this, but he also thinks fast on his feet. 

Women Can Fly

The Evolution of a River


I took my first college courses at the age of six, because Mom got a job and Dad took me to work with him as he taught geology and geography during summer school. I was fascinated by the lesson on how rivers matured. As the coursing water bounces off the banks from side to side, it creates meanders, which widen until they are completely cut off from the main flow, creating oxbow lakes. There’s a pretty good explanation of the process here.

Fifty years later, we get to see the process happening on earth, thanks to satellite imagery. Google Earth Engine combined Landsat images of the Ucayali River in Peru over thirty years time to illustrate the advancing meanders, which culminate in the creation of an oxbow lake. Read more about this particular progression at Hindered Settling. (via Boing Boing)

Math Joke

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Potatoes



A quiz show on Radio Merseyside tries their best to draw the correct answer out of a contestant, but she’s not getting it at all! I don’t think she ever did.

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Ig® & Beyond: Guilt Washing, and a Messy Retraction.

The Mystery of the Phantom Page Turner.

Top 10 April Fools' Day Pranks. You still have time to prepare these for Friday’s shenanigans.

The Punisher: A Marvel Universe Reading Guide. If you like the TV show, you’re going to love the comic books.

Carl Sagan Talks Aliens in New Animated Clip from PBS. His vision of them is nothing like Hollywood’s.

Adorable Tiger Cubs Turn Into Fearsome Big Cats Over Course Of One Year. Siberian tigers are so cute, at a safe distance.

Medieval monks invented King Arthur’s grave as an attraction to raise money. P.T. Barnum would have been proud.

How Russia is fortifying the Arctic. Less ice is opening up ocean routes that may be worth fighting over.

It’s Cherry Blossom Time! This year’s festival is going on in Washington through April 17th, but the trees are blooming now.  

Corn

You have to be a certain age to get this one. (via Fark)

That One Lightsaber



This video tells the story of a family through one object that is passed down from one generation to the next. So far it’s been only two generations: Anakin Skywalker and Luke Skywalker, who owned this particular lightsaber, but in the coming Star Wars movies we will learn who the next rightful owner will be. My bets are not on Kylo Ren, although he believes he is entitled to it.

That part about “Your father wanted you to have it when you’re old enough” was pure BS, but it was easier than Obi-Wan explaining how many people had been killed by that weapon. Christopher Sherwood compiled clips from a half-dozen Star Wars films to tell the story of Luke’s strangely color-changing lightsaber. (via Buzzfeed)

Tuesday, March 29, 2016

Phone Number

The Joys of Parenthood

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The Costanza Breakups



There was an AskReddit thread about “What is the most George Costanza-esque reason you broke up with someone?” a year ago. Lacey Levitt took three of those stories and made a video, in which I learn what a George Constanza reason is. I didn’t watch enough Seinfeld to really know. (via reddit)

Against His Will

Hashtags

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The Castles of Phoenix

Researching one castle in Phoenix, Arizona, led to the discovery of another castle, which led to another. How many castles can one city in the American desert have? At least four, and all with interesting stories behind them. Read about each of them in an article I wrote for mental_floss.

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Reference Book Duos. Who were the guys behind those tomes?

Naked Lady Politics. When the GOP battle devolves into “whose wife is hotter,” what will the winner do when they have to face Hillary Clinton?

The singing road that plays "America the Beautiful.”

A History Of Batman Movies That Almost Were.

20 Fashionable Facts About Miami Vice.
 
Star Trek brought heat to the Cold War. Even while decrying the stupidity of warfare, the series still championed American values.

Money Makes Men Think Their Partners Are Less Physically Attractive. With a few more bucks, they think they can do better.

The Demonic Origins of Ventriloquism. The art of ventriloquism went through a lot of different stages, and most of them had to do with the supernatural.

One Chart Explains What Your Pee Says About Your Health. Have you taken a good look lately?

Twins June and Jennifer Gibbons had oddly synchronous lives. They made the decision that one of them would have to die to free the other.

Cat Lesson

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Group Jump Rope Routine



These are year 6 students at a school in Japan. Not a one of them gets tangled up in the rope, and no one falls. That alone is remarkable, but wait until you see how they do it. As far as I can tell, there’s about 60 kids here, and they all jump rope together in groups of four to six kids, with no pauses in between ever. This video was originally posted to Facebook by the Fuji Jump Rope Association. (via the Presurfer)

Monday, March 28, 2016

He Made His Escape

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Eluveitie



Eluveitie is folk metal band from Switzerland that performs with bagpipes, fiddle, and hurdy-gurdy. From Wikipedia:
 Eluveitie describe themselves as "The new wave of folk metal".[10] The band's style incorporates characteristics of melodic death metal combined with the melodies of traditional Celtic music. They use traditional European instruments, including the hurdy-gurdy and bagpipes, amidst guitars and both clean and harsh vocals. Their lyrics include references to Celtic mythology, particularly the Celtic Gaul village. The lyrics are often in the extinct ancient language Gaulish. The name of the band comes from graffiti on a vessel from Mantua (ca. 300 BC).[11] The inscription in Etruscan letters reads eluveitie, which has been interpreted as the Etruscan form of the Celtic (h)elvetios (“the Helvetian”),[12] presumably referring to a man of Helvetian descent living in Mantua.
Drop the vocals, and this would be so awesome.

Live Horse

Superman and the Golden Age of Animation



The first incarnation of Superman in motion pictures was in animation, specifically Max Fleischer’s cartoon series that began in 1941. And it was this cartoon, even more than the comic books, that shaped how we think of the superhero. Modern stories are often more interesting and complicated, but for the sheer quality of the animation, you can’t beat those old ‘toons.



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Breaking Into Print

Grandfather on the Computer

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Crazy YouTube Conspiracy Videos



Even though Last Week Tonight wasn’t on this week, John Oliver takes care of the internet audience by recording a web exclusive. This one is about crazy conspiracy videos, in which people take tenuous connections and connect dots that don’t connect at all. 

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The Biggest Unsolved Art Heist. Thirteen masterpieces haven’t been seen since.

Why The New Year’s Attacks On Women In Germany Weren’t Even A Crime. “We [men] can hardly know, with a simple ‘no,’ whether she really means it.”

Celebrated For You: The Birthdays of Hollywood Directors. Guess who the director is from the look of their cakes and candles.

15 Big Facts About My Big Fat Greek Wedding

Should Parents of Children With Severe Disabilities Be Allowed to Stop Their Growth? (via Metafilter, where you’ll find a thought-provoking discussion) 

Batman and Superman have fought each other many times before. Here are 10 Unexpected Reasons Behind Past Batman vs. Superman Battles.

“Sad Papaw” went viral when everyone felt sorry for him. So he threw a party and invited the entire internet!

A brief history of body odor. Our standards of personal hygiene have changed quite a bit over time.


An Open Letter To Supergirl Stars Melissa Benoist and Chyler Leigh, From An Adoptive Mom. (via Metafilter

Muffin

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A Math Riddle



You might expect someone to jump to conclusions and give the same answer as this girl before thinking too much. But when you make it clear that that answer is wrong, the normal procedure would be to think it through and come up with something different. She’s having a hard time with that, which is what makes this funny. (via Viral Viral Videos)

Sunday, March 27, 2016

Drive Away

You Shook Me (All Night Long)



It’s been a while since I’ve posted any music from 2CELLOS. https://www.facebook.com/2Cellos This is from their live show in Dubrovnik, Croatia, in 2011.

Car Wash

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I'm An Expert Haggler At Garage Sales



Who haggles over a nickel? This guy! I deal with this type of person the same way every year sale. They ask if I’ll take less for this, and I say maybe tomorrow. First day is full price, second day is total markdowns. If you want to gamble on whether no one else buys something, that’s up to you. The script for this video originally appeared at McSweeney’s. (via Neatorama)

Body-Positive Underwear Ad for Men



Aerie, American Eagle’s underwear division, made a small splash last year with an ad campaign that featured woman who weren’t Photoshopped. They were still young and beautiful models, so the response was not exactly overwhelming. Now they’ve released a similar ad for men’s underwear, which is spoof of how women’s underwear is marketed. Besides parodying ads aimed at women, it highlights how “body-positivity” isn’t much of a struggle for men. You can see more of the models Devon, Kelvin, Matt, and Doug at the Aerie website. (via reddit)

Easter Bunny

Setting You Straight

He’s Alive



Dolly tells the story.

Blending In

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The LEGO Batman Movie Teaser



Warner Bros. is taking the next step in the Batman franchise …or maybe the next step in the LEGO Movie franchise, by bringing us Lego Batman! Check out the first teaser trailer, filled with action, except that part where Batman reheats his lobster thermidor in the microwave. With Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice now in theaters, it was a good enough time to unveil this one. The LEGO Batman Movie will be in theaters in 2017. (via Metafilter)

Saturday, March 26, 2016

Yum!

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Roll the Old Chariot



David Coffin sings the classic sea shanty “Roll the Old Chariot” at the 2010 Portsmouth Maritime Folk Festival. A good time was had by all. (via reddit)

Shocking News

Yard Vermin

Someone for Everyone

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How Airplanes Deal with Sewage



You used to hear about chunks of blue sewage falling off airplanes and crashing through roofs or even hitting someone on the ground. That doesn’t happen much anymore, because airlines use a more modern system, although I can imagine some of the older planes haven’t caught up yet. Here’s how it works, from the folks at Smithsonian.

Bless Lothar and all the working folks who do the dirty jobs that enable us to live in a civilized age. By the way, when they mention “long haul flights” in which you get two meals, they are talking about international flights. You can fly from one end of the US to the other and not get a meal these days, but few people bemoan the lack of airline food. (via Bits and Pieces)

Dog Jokes

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Star Wars Episodes IV and VII Comparison



When you saw The Force Awakens, you were reminded of the first Star Wars movie, admit it. But you don’t know how close they really are until you’ve seen this shot-for-shot comparison.

But when you put two wide-screen movies side-by-side, they are way too small on an internet video, so you’ll want to make this full-screen to really see the similarities. Yes, this contains spoilers. I think. (via Digg)

Friday, March 25, 2016

50% Authentic

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Kids Explain Why Women Are Paid Less Than Men



Jimmy Kimmel addresses the wage gap by asking the opinions of kids on the street. It’s not really nice to spring such a complicated concept on little kids and make them think fast, but some of these children said really awesome things. (via Buzzfeed)

The Most Terrified He's Ever Been

Work Excuse

A Cat and a Baby Have a Conversation



You’ll have to supply your own subtitles here. Babies babble as they practice their speech. It’s always nice to have someone babble back, for some feedback, if you will. This conversation proves that language is no barrier when neither side has one. (via Neatorama)

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17 Memorable Screen Kisses. Eddie Deezen knows them all.

The 13th Annual Smithsonian.com Photo Contest has announced their winners. The 2016 contest is now taking submissions.

Life Is Hell After Narcan, Heroin’s Miracle Cure.

The Blood on The Walking Dead. The show’s prop master explains why they use so many different kinds of blood. (via Digg)

Abandoned Glasgow: 10 Derelict Places in Scotland’s Largest City.

Death Wish and The Golden Age of Vigilante Movies. Angry people felt cathartic pleasure in seeing the good guys break bad on the screen.

50 Signs of Hope for Culture in 2016. There’s a lot of new things that might just stick around a while.

How Biological Anthropology Works. The way humans evolve and adapt will never be uninteresting.


Goat Rituals and Tree-Trunk Gravestones: The Peculiar History of Life Insurance.

9 Strange and Different Easter Treats. Try them while eggs are still on sale!

Clue

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Severus Snape and the Marauders



In 1978, James Potter graduated from Hogwarts and celebrates at a bar with Sirius Black, Remus Lupin, and Peter Pettigrew. It seems like a perfect evening until young Severus Snape walks in. This Harry Potter fan film was written and directed by Justin Zagri and shot in just four days. (via Buzzfeed)

Thursday, March 24, 2016

Valid Explanation

Pie Chart

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Watermelon Experiment Gone Wrong



If you put enough rubber bands around a watermelon, it will eventually explode, although it may take hundreds of rubber bands to do it. A lot of other people have tried this “experiment” in the years since, but for some reason, these young fellows were allowed to do it inside the house. What could possibly go wrong? (via Uproxx)

French Bulldogs

Virtual Reality Dad



There’s no need to invest in Oculus Rift or another virtual reality gadget when you’ve got TV and a Dad who’s willing to help out! (Though a commenter did call this “Oculus Thrift”.) Too bad this idea will be shelved when the child gains another twenty pounds or so. Still, she’ll probably remember this adventure for the rest of her life. (via reddit)

6 Easter Customs from Around the World

Easter is celebrated around the globe, but the customs can be very different depending on where you live. The feast dishes, the public celebrations, even the candy we consume often has a local flavor. Learn about some ways that people celebrate Easter in different countries in a list I posted at mental_floss.

 Image: Patrizia via Flickr

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Comparing the Best and Worst School Lunches in America. You might want to try out your local Colorado public school for lunch.

Multiple Talents Can Be a Curse. Should you choose one thing, or try them all?

The Science of Skin Color. Angela Koine Flynn fills us in on how our different hues all came about.


11 Single Facts About Bridget Jones’s Diary.

The Most Spectacular Dystopia of the 1970s. The creator of Scarfolk tells how it came about.

19 Times Someone Gets Thrown Into the Vacuum of Space, ranked from worst to best. The problem is that “scientifically accurate” is not all that dramatic.

What it’s like to play Tinder in rural America. In a word: disappointing.

What it’s like to be bitten by a funnel web spider. A riveting story tols in colorful language by an Australian who’s been there, done that.

A new survey shows that women quit their jobs not because of family concerns, but because you don’t pay them enough to stay. This is only surprising to male workplace managers. (via Metafilter, where you’ll find a great discussion)

Peeps on Television: 20 Shows Starring Marshmallow Peeps. You’d recognize these characters anywhere.

Destroyer

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Wednesday, March 23, 2016

The Dancer

If I Owned a Plane

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How The Force Awakens Should Have Ended -in LEGO!



The YouTube channel How It Should Have Ended takes a left turn with their latest video. Instead of taking The Force Awakens and making it more logical (which they’ve already done), they imagined a scenario in which Kylo Ren and Luke Skywalker face off in battle. And it’s in LEGO! HISHE collaborated with Brotherhood Workshop to produce this video for SXSW’s Video Game Awards ceremony. They should do more of these. Contains minor spoilers. (via Tastefully Offensive)


Chainsawphobia

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