Friday, January 31, 2014

Whining

That’s What I Like About the South



What does he like about the South? The food! This is Phil Harris from the 1945 movie I Love a Bandleader.


The Difference Between Bruce Wayne and Tony Stark

Bert and Ernie

(via reddit)

Seal of Approval



Jason Neilus and friends filmed a seal encounter in October off the coast of the Farne Islands in Northumberland, UK. He says of six dives in the area, this is the most interaction they'd had with young seals, which were friendly, curious, and photogenic. They look like they're smiling! The music is "On Top of the World" by Imagine Dragon. (via Arbroath)




Sapolio

I had to look up Sapolio. It was a soap, known for its extensive use of advertising. (via Weird Vintage)

Why Not Both?

(via Arbroath)

How do Trees Survive Winter?



My house plants died just by being in the one room in the house without a heat vent. So how do trees survive when everything else turns to ice? According to this presentation by Minute Earth, trees have evolved several adaptations to cold weather. If they hadn’t, we’d wouldn’t have been able to live in cold climates, either because trees give us both shelter building materials and heating fuel. And maple syrup, too! -(via Digg)



Miss Cellania's Links

A Few Facts You May Not Know About Franklin D. Roosevelt.

Cutting a headline down to 140 characters for Twitter can yield some odd gems. Here’s a doozy.

Charlie Daniels’ “The Devil Went Down To Georgia” is a Southern allegory.

You may have thought it was ketchup, but the biggest-selling condiment in America is …mayonnaise!

An Absurd Device to Add Dialogue to Silent Films. (via Boing Boing)

The 10 Worst Super Bowl Halftime Shows We’ve Had To Suffer Through. Remember these to lower your expectations for Sunday’s show.

Amidst the traffic jam in Atlanta that trapped some people overnight, many took it upon themselves to help out. Here are 13 stories of true Southern hospitality.

A State-By-State Look At The Future Of Legal Marijuana. Legalize it, and you, too, might send a team to the Super Bowl.

Gorgeous, Digitally Manipulated X-Ray Photographs of Animals and Flowers. Arie van’t Riet’s artworks will make you long for spring.

College football players are looking to unionize. The powerful NCAA is determined to make sure that doesn’t happen.

The New Cat Condo

He's already found his favorite part. (via reddit)

Tinderella: A Modern Fairy Tale



College Humor takes the classic tale of Cinderella and moves it into the world of iPhones, dating sites, hookup culture, and the bar scene. How romantic! But they lived happily ever after -watch and see how. Possibly NSFW, depending on your office policy. (via Viral Viral Videos)

Thursday, January 30, 2014

Tough Job

Bonanza Theme by The Cartwrights



In the original pilot for Bonanza (1959), the idea was to have the cast sing the theme song. After it was produced, the creators changed their minds, and it was never used. (via Everlasting Blort)


Young Mullet

(via reddit)

10 Horses to Kick Off the Year of the Horse

Tomorrow begins the Lunar New Year Festival, celebrated in many Asian countries. In China, the festival lasts two weeks and will usher in the Year of the Horse. I "rounded up" some interesting horses that deserve to be remembered on this auspicious occasion. This is far from an exhaustive list of famous horses, just ten that you may find interesting, in a list I posted at mental_floss.


Puppy Love



You might be able to figure out where this story is going pretty quickly. You might even know who it’s from if you recognize the actor, because you saw him in a Super Bowl ad last year. The ad has nothing to do with the product; it’s just supposed to make you go aww. Yeah, the puppy gets what he wants in the end, but also notice who’s in the lower right corner in the final scene. Just the way you wanted it to end.




Whisker Dye

Pasta Pun

(via Buzzfeed)

Honest Movie Trailer: Robocop



In the off chance you’ve forgotten how violent and gory the 1987 movie Robocop was, this Honest Movie Trailer will remind you. I’d also forgotten how much it relied on defenestration. There’s no way the remake, which is rated PG-13, could ever live up to the original, except that it will be legal for teenagers to see it. Thanks, Screen Junkies, for making the new movie something we might just avoid. This trailer contains blood, gore, and NSFW language, just like the movie. (via Tastefully Offensive)


Miss Cellania's Links

13 Facts You Might Not Know about the Movie Dune.

In Atlanta, everyone tried to leave, but many ended up abandoning their cars. Was it two inches of snow, or the zombie apocalypse?

The site of a Dutch fort built in New York in 1614 may be covered up by a new crude oil plant. The historic structure might be saved, if preservationists can find exactly where it is buried.

8 Hilariously Nonthreatening Monsters from Japanese Folklore. (via Metafilter)

Folk singer Pete Seeger passed away at the age of 94. So naturally, Twitter users mourned the death of Bob Seger.

Everything we know so far about Avengers: Age of Ultron. We’ll have to wait until May of 2015 to know it all.

The Whimsical Art of Boris Artzybasheff.

The Phobia List has hundreds (I don’t know how many, I didn’t count them) of named phobias. If you are afraid of anything at all, it probably has a name here somewhere. (via Buzzfeed

Think Ink Black Roses for Valentines Day.

6 Shocking Realities of the Secret 'Troubled Teen Industry.’ (via Metafilter)

Peacock

(via reddit)

Hiking the Pacific Crest Trail



Tyler walked the 2,600-mile Pacific Crest Trail from Campo, California (near the Mexican border) all the way to Manning Park, British Columbia. It took him four and a half months, but he’ll show it to you in just a few mesmerizing minutes. Find out more about this adventure at his website, Halfway Anywhere. The songs are “I Can See It In Your Face” by Party Lights and “Love Like A Sunset Part II” by Phoenix. I wish someone would do a video like this on the Appalachian trail. The scenery would be prettier but less variable. (via Metafilter)




Wednesday, January 29, 2014

100 Degrees

C is for Cookie/Rubber Ducky



The a cappella group Pentatonix has hit the big time -they were invited to perform on Sesame Street! They are all big fans, but can’t agree on which classic Sesame Street song is the best: “C is for Cookie” or “Rubber Ducky,” So they sang them both together. You can also see the counting song they performed for the show. (via Viral Viral Videos



Jedi Entrance

(via reddit)

Catbomb



This is adorable. A mother cat has eight little kittens that all look like her (I counted). The mama cat misses a jump and we find that the kittens have perfected the art of reacting to a novel situation. For a 25-second clip, this video pretty much has everything. (via Tastefully Offensive)


Teaching the Kangaroo to Type

Dark Side Story

I love a mashup pun. One of the new t-shirts at the NeatoShop is this mashup that particularly speaks to those of us of a certain age. Our peer group would laugh! Get yours today!

Mom's Note and Response

(via The Chive)

La Queue de la Souris (A Mouse’s Tale)



This is the story of a lion that captures a mouse. The mouse, being pretty desperate at that point, promises the lion anything. It’s a pretty good deal of rate lion, since the mouse is only a bite at most. But the mouse proves that brains will defeat brawn in the long run. In French with English subtitles, by artist Reineke.   (via the Presurfer)

Miss Cellania's Links

Load of the (Wedding and Other) Rings. “…the article started innocuously enough, but then got real strange real quick!”

The crisis in Ukraine explained in simple terms.

Rob Cockerham was determined to make perfectly clear ice. It was far from easy. (via Metafilter)

6 Insane Easter Eggs Buried in Famous TV Shows.

Police Violence In India Drives A Gay Couple To The U.S. — And A Detention Cell.

Scientists Strap Tiny 'Backpacks' To 5,000 Bees for Science. Is this the job you thought you’d end up with as a biologist?

This is how they test tank brakes in the Netherlands. The nerves of the testers were also thoroughly tested.

Enjoy nine new clips from The Lego Movie. They’re only a minute each, so you can still look forward to seeing the whole thing.

Man Repairs Fiancée’s Childhood Teddy Bear and Her Reaction Is Priceless. She’s crying because a man that thoughtful is a definite keeper.

A Massachusetts State Trooper wrote an obituary for his partner of nine years. The story of K-9 officer Dante will make you want to grab a hankie and hug your pets.

Pond

Buster Keaton Chase Scene



In the 1925 film Seven Chances, Buster Keaton spends almost four minutes running for his life from an avalanche of boulders. Much funnier than it sounds. You can see the entire movie here. (via Metafilter)

18 Athletes Going to Sochi Alone

Quite a few nations rarely participate in the Winter Games because the lack of snow or ice makes those particular sports difficult and unpopular in warm weather countries. But athletes with dual (or even triple) citizenship and the means to travel for training sometimes end up representing a tropical country on the ski slopes or the ice.

None of these athletes will actually be traveling all alone to the Olympics in Sochi, Russia, as far as we know. When you see them in the parade, they will most likely be accompanied by coaches and officials from their nation. However, they are each the sole athlete participating in competition for their country. Get to know them in a list I posted at mental_floss.

Tuesday, January 28, 2014

Bonus

Man Fakes Arrest for Proposal



Matt Van Vliet got roughed up by the cops until his girlfriend Samantha Labo was in tears. Then when the cop went through Van Vliet’s pockets, he found an engagement ring and it all turned out to be a hoax -he just wanted to propose to her! It was all captured on the police officer’s dashcam. We get an idea of why Van Vliet wanted to stage this unusual proposal from CNN.
Van Vliet and Labo met when they were arrested at an underage drinking party in their freshman year at Colby-Sawyer College. After a Breathalyzer test showed no alcohol, they were let go, but they continued talking and began dating a month later. So, when he decided to propose to his girlfriend of four years, Van Vliet reached out to the officer who arrested them.

"At first I was going to say no, because it's not something you would typically do or get involved in, but because of the involvement of how they met I felt compelled," said Police Chief Andersen.

Anderson said when Van Vliet called with the request, he told Anderson that if the two hadn't been arrested, they wouldn't be together. When Anderson agreed to help, Van Vliet also asked the officer to get Labo wound up.

"I felt honored to do it for them; it's nice to do something fun," said Anderson, who made the "arrest" on his own time.
It must be true love, or else she would have killed him. Or at least let them haul him to jail. (via The Daily Dot)



Semi-frosted

(via reddit)

Cat Furiously Defends the Mail Slot



Try not to laugh. Just try. (via Neatorama)

Tea Party

Diplomatic Reception

(via Neatorama)

British Friends Describe The Super Bowl



We’ve established that British people don’t understand American football and find it quite strange. But then, most Americans don’t really understand it, either. Here, we get a glimpse of what real British people have to say about it.

“The existence of a Super Bowl suggests that there are lesser bowls.” He’s absolutely right. The Super Bowl traditionally comes after the Rose Bowl, Orange Bowl, and Sugar Bowl, which used to be really big and had their own parades. But those are college games, and the names were changed to reflect corporate sponsorship, so no one can keep up with them anymore.

But they understand the expensive ads and the halftime show pretty well. (via Buzzfeed)

Miss Cellania's Links

Wikiality Check. Kind of like a reality check for Wikipedia.

Three priests stand up to violence in Kiev. The best picture you'll see all day.

The best way to get a good portrait of 15 US Olympic athletes is to pose them with a puppy.

Portents of Doom from 16th-century Germany.

The Last Days of Blackbeard. An article from Smithsonian magazine covers not only his death, but the entire period in which Blackbeard ruled the seas.

The Jiggly History of Jello.

A Guide To The Great American Pastime Of Celebrities Dressing As Princess Leia. It’s happened a lot more than you knew.

Here’s An Inside Look at Japan’s Best Cat Cafes. A concept that may be coming to America.

Animals who will never win at hide-and-seek. They think they’re hidden, but we see them and how cute they are.

Fan taunts hockey player, receives instant karma. A classic case of coincidence caught on camera.

Bedtime Story

(via reddit)

Most Poorly Planned Wedding Ever



Since she was a little girl, she’s dreamed of the perfect wedding. When the time came, there were some financial limitations, so she had to give up parts of that dream, but was able to keep the idea of the big, floury dress and fireworks. Yeah, sure, there are often fireworks at weddings. But they are usually outside. Who authorized this? (via Digg)


Monday, January 27, 2014

Meat

The Jeweler with No Fingers



British goldsmith Annette Gabbedey has been crafting custom jewelry and setting precious gems for 24 years, despite the fact that she was born without fingers. The "about" page at her business site doesn't even mention the lack of fingers, but as you can see from the picture, she doesn't hide it. Gabbedey doesn't consider herself disabled, just different.  (via Arbroath)



True Love

(via reddit)

Tiny Husky Puppy Knows Commands



Remmy (short for Remmington) is only eight weeks old in this clip. As the runt of the litter, he was already tiny for his age -only two and a half pounds at this stage. But he was an intelligent puppy -watch him obey commands perfectly! (via Daily Picks and Flicks)


Hanging Out the Rats

The Magic of Science

I love this t-shirt by Mike Jacobsen. It refers to a classic experiment in which potassium chlorate destroys the sugar in a Gummi bear with horrifying pyrotechnic effects. You can get the t-shirt at the NeatoShop, along with many other clever puns, references, and mashups by Mike Jacobsen.

Pump Sign

My brain hurts. (via Pleated-Jeans)

60 Second Screaming Shouting Shemp Sampler



Does what it says on the tin! (via Metafilter)

Miss Cellania's Links

Here Are The Winners At The 2014 Grammy Awards. It was a good night for Daft Punk and Macklemore.

Ranking the 2014 Grammy Performances from Best to Worst. Those of us who didn’t sit throughout the whole evening can just watch the clips we’re interested in.

Born to Run: 7 Incredible Escape Stories.

Artist and animator Fran Krause has a Tumblr blog devoted to our deepest, darkest fears, appropriately titled Deep Dark Fears.

Antique Jewelry: From Hummingbird Heads to Poison Rings. 

CNN's Davos2014 Wage Calculator will let you know how your income stack up against your other countrymen and against the rest of the world.

The police blotter of Atherton is full of mystery and intrigue. Wouldn’t you love to live in a place where these are the biggest crimes?

The latest meme to become a real toy is Sad Keanu. Get one for your forever alone friends so they’ll have someone to commiserate with.

For Working Moms, One Sick Kid Can Spell Disaster. Because there’s always someone waiting in line for your job.

Inside the world of bioflourescent fish. We can’t see them without special filters because we aren’t part of their world.

Solitairey

(via Fark)

A Bad Lip Reading of The NFL



The folks who bring us Bad Lip Readings did their magic with the players, coaches, and officials of the NFL. Watching their lips, I cannot imagine them saying anything else than what’s here. Really, have you ever listened to an NFL interview? They don’t make any more sense than this. (via Time Newsfeed)


Sunday, January 26, 2014

No the Ice Cream!

Friends vs. More Than Friends



Wong Fu Productions explains the difference between guys who want to be a girl's friend and guys who want to be more than friends. I was skeptical about the premise, because years on the internet tell me that guys this age always want to be more than friends. But they explain what's what to this clueless young woman, and it all makes sense. There's the friend who wants to be more than friends, and then there are your guy acquaintances. That's a pretty bold line to draw. I was never this oblivious. (via Viral Viral Videos)


Six Years, Twelve Months

I don't often have to log in, so I don't see this very often. This is how long I've been working at mental_floss.

Canadian Road Rage

(via reddit)

Kittens and a Bucket




As the walrus said, what's more fun than a bucket? These two kittens certainly found that out, although the black kitten seems to own it. Or he thinks he does. Mirjam Kaiser recorded her kittens and the fund they had.



In another video, three, no, make that four kittens play with the same bucket. Once again, the black kitten feels he is entitled to the bucket, but he is supplanted by two litter mates. Oh noes! They be stealin’ his bucket! (via Laughing Squid)

Geology Pun

(via Buzzfeed)

The Way All Table Tennis Should Be



Chuang Chih-Yuan and Jean-Michel Saive play table tennis like they’re the Harlem Globetrotters or something. Saive is all over the place, like a wrecking ball. At one point, they “turn the tables” so to speak, and the line judge has to duck down to keep from being hit! She gets back at them, by putting a second ball in play. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

What you see here are highlights from their exhibition match at the 2014 Tai Ben Invitational earlier this month in Kaohsiung, Taiwan. The full match is nearly an hour long and can be seen here. (via Metafilter)



Come See the Babies!

(via Fark)

Swedish Marines Do Greased Lightning



A unit of Swedish Marines stationed in Afghanistan recreate the "Greased Lightning" dance sequence from the movie Grease. Instead of a hot rod, they are paying tribute to some kind of jeep, but you gotta work with what you've got! I think they did a wonderful job. You may want to compare their choreography to the video from the 1978 movie. (via Tastefully Offensive)

Saturday, January 25, 2014

Helpful Map

Invisible Ghost



Invisible Ghost (1941) stars Bela Lugosi in a creepy murder mystery.

Cats vs. TP



A variety of cats do battle against their natural enemy -toilet paper! It seems to me that some of these cats aren't quite domestic. See the cat at :50? I wouldn't try to take the toilet roll away from him! (via Tastefully Offensive)


Violence

Eating Holes

33 Fun Facts About 33 Colleges



In the newest mental_floss video, John Green, the internet's font of rapid-fire trivia, has some very odd stories about colleges and universities. Both my daughters are looking very closely at schools to determine where they might want to go after high school. Somehow, I don't think any of these fun facts will tip their opinions much, because while they are interesting, they don't give the whole story. Still, alums have some great stories to tell!


Despicable Behavior

The cats name is Lemur. He looks like he's sorry. (via reddit)

Home with Railroad for Sale



Tom Miller is well known among model train enthusiasts. He built a two-mile railroad around his 19-acre property in Oregon, complete with depot, trestle, tunnel, signals, steam locomotives, and dozens of cars he built himself.



Now the property is for sale. Miller says it's not because of health or financial troubles; he has more than one home. Whether the locomotives stay with the property or not is negotiable. Oh, yeah, it comes with a fabulous 4,900 square-foot house, too! (via Daily Picks and Flicks)


One Weird Trick to Mess With Book Titles



Lately, half the internet is using clickbait Upworthy-style post titles, and the other half is making fun of them. A branch of that pastime is to take a classic book and change the title into this style of headline. The pictures here are from the post 16 #BuzzfeedBooks You Have To Read Before You Die (The hashtag is a resurrection of a somewhat different meme that went around a couple of years ago.)

Another list that does the same thing, Read Me! Please!: Book Titles Rewritten to Get More Clicks, actually gives more of the content away than a real clickbait title would. I personally think a post title should give you some idea of what you're about to read, because it's maddening to leave the website you're on to find something you're not interested in.

Metafilter posted links to the two lists, and Mefites added more book titles.
Gilgamesh befriended this homeless man. What happened next was epic.

And You Thought Your Period Was Bad: The Shocking Tale Of A Small-Town Prom Gone Wrong

What This Man Did To Get Home Will Astonish You!

Page 40 Will Completely Change the Way You Think About Green Eggs and Ham

They came up with so many, that divabat made a spreadsheet. Try to guess the real book from the clickbait title before you look at column C. Have fun!

Friday, January 24, 2014

Guaranteed

Senior Moments



You might be able to relate to this song by Golf Brooks. My favorite part is when he mixes up he Rogaine and Viagra. (Thanks, John Gross!)


Cats Playing Basketball



Of course they're a basketball team -they've got the jerseys! They're pretty good at a slam dunk, too, as long as there's no opposing team playing defense. About halfway through the game, they get curious and wonder why they can't just go through the hoop themselves -which they do. Still, they get extra points for style! You know what,  we should call this sport "bas-cat-ball." (via Tastefully Offensive)



Weiners

Favorite Part of Winter

(via Neatorama)