Southwest Flight Attendant Speech

David London lucked out and got a pre-flight safety talk from a Southwest Airlines attendant who spiced up the monologue way more than usual to get people’s attention. We’ve seen various attendants do this, but I’ve never been lucky enough to encounter one in real life. That’s another reason to be thankful for the internet and other people’s video-recording phones. Honestly, don’t disable the smoke alarm in the toilet, because it’s a $2,200 fine. And if you have $2,200, you’d be in first class on United Airlines. (via Viral Viral Videos)