Tuesday, May 22, 2012

The Top 12 Things Uttered by Yoda During Sex

12 "Ahhh! Yoda's little friend seek you!"

11. "Urm. Put a shield on my saber I must."

10. "Feel the force!"

9. "Foreplay, cuddling - a Jedi craves not these things."

8. "Down here, I am. Find a ladder, I must!"

7. "Do me or do me not - there is no try."

6. "Early must I rise. Leave now you must!"

5. "You know, this would be a lot more fun without Frank Oz's hand up my ass."

4. "Happens to every guy sometimes this does."

3. "When 900 years old you get, Viagra you need too, hmmmm?"

2. "Ow, ow, OW! On my ear you are!"

1. "Who's your Jedi master? WHO'S your Jedi Master?"



2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Count I cannot. 12 things not, only 11

Miss Cellania said...

Dang! I gotta go find something else. BRB.