Wednesday, April 04, 2012

The Four Cats

Four men were bragging about how smart their cats were. The first man was an  engineer, the second man was an accountant, the third man was a chemist, and the fourth man was a government employee.

To show off, the engineer called his cat, 'T-square, do your stuff.' T-square pranced over to the desk, took out some paper and pen and promptly drew a circle, a square, and a triangle. 

Everyone agreed that was pretty smart.

But the accountant said his cat could do better. He called his cat and said, 'Spreadsheet, do your stuff.' Spreadsheet went out to the kitchen and returned with a dozen cookies. He divided them into 4 equal piles of 3 cookies. 

Everyone agreed that was good.

But the chemist said his cat could do better. He called his cat and said, 'Measure, do your stuff.' Measure got up, walked to the fridge, took out a quart of milk, got a 10 ounce glass from the cupboard and poured exactly 8 ounces without spilling a drop into the glass.

Everyone agreed that was pretty  good.

Then the three men turned to the government employee  and said, 'What can your cat  do?'

The  government employee called his cat and said, 'CoffeeBreak, do your stuff.'

CoffeeBreak jumped to his feet, ate the cookies, drank the milk, sh*t on the paper, screwed the other three  cats, claimed he injured his back while doing so, filed a grievance report for unsafe working conditions, put in for workers compensation, and went home for the rest of the day on sick leave.

AND THAT, MY FRIEND IS WHY EVERYONE  WANTS TO  WORK FOR THE GOVERNMENT!! 

(Thanks, Pat!)


2 comments:

Anonymous said...

not funny.

Anonymous said...

Leila said:

This is a Republican Joke, and it's not funny. My husband works for the government, and he doesn't take days off. He doesn't file grievences, either.

Mitt Romney reportedly enjoys firing everyone. I guess in fairness he actually wanted to say that he would enjoy firing service people who disappoint him. I think any point he was trying to make has escaped him. He IS A MAN WHO ONLY "CATCHES UP" I will vote for Pres.Obama because he is a leader, not one who catches up.

The other Repubs. will just eliminate the jobs. Insofar as I know, that's their BIG AGENDA

(Sigh!)

Leila