Monday, April 30, 2012

Child Support

Father: When you go back to your Mom’s tonight, give her this envelope and tell her that since you are 18, this is the LAST check she’ll ever see from me for child support. Then stand back and watch the expression on her face.

Daughter: OK.

(Later)

Daughter: Mom, Dad asked me to give you this envelope. He said to tell you that since I’m now 18, this is the LAST child support payment he’ll ever make to you. Now, I’m supposed to stand back and watch the expression on your face.

Mother: Next time you see your Dad, tell him that after 18 years I’ve decided to inform him that he’s not your father. Then stand back and watch the expression on HIS face. 

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Sounds like the father had the mother pegged from the start...