Old Joke

A study conducted by the Misscellanious Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of man a woman finds attractive can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle.

For example: If she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features.

However, if she is approaching menstruation, she tends to prefer a man with scissors lodged in his temple while his hair is on fire.

Further studies in this area have been cancelled.