Sunday, April 23, 2006

Linkomania

Its monsoon season in my neck of the woods. The grass grew six inches in three days, thanks to torrential rains and temperatures in the seventies. The other plants are busting out all over, too! I was pleased and surprised to see my clematis growing again. My husband loved to talk about my clematis... "Honey, your clematis is looking good today!" or "I see your clematis is growing." or "Your clematis is blossoming, all right!" Last summer, I had to transplant my clematis due to a property dispute (and if you've ever had your clematis transplanted, you know how difficult that can be). It faded away, and I was certain I'd never see it again. But this year, my clematis is alive and well and will probably blossom when the time comes!

Looky looky who has the biggest ego on Egosurf! Honestly, I don't know if thats a good thing or a bad thing, but its a thing and its my duty to report it to you. I'm sure it won't last long.

Don't ask me how I came across this yahoogroup for fetishists, I don't even remember now. It sure will make you go "huh?"

The Phone. This is a really cool game, once you get the hang of it.

The disappearing rabbit. Not what what you think... you will be surprised.

You can help rebuild the New Orleans Public Library’s book collection. (Thanks, Carl!)

Personalized Propaganda Posters. Heavy on the Cultural Revolution. The perfect gift for the person who truly has everything.

Freak Streets. Real street names that will make you laugh, or at least scratch your head.

Brittany Beers. Also entitled Closet Karioke. Some people have dreams, ya know.

A brief essay on love. Three pages of the most wonderful photographs.


HERE’S YOUR SIGN

Sign over a Gynecologist's Office: "Dr. Jones, at your cervix"

In a Podiatrist's office: "Time wounds all heels"

On a Septic Tank Truck "Yesterday's Meals on Wheels"

On another Septic Tank Truck: "We're #1 in the #2 business"

At a Proctologist's door: "To expedite your visit please back in"

On a Plumber's truck: "We repair what your husband fixed"

On another Plumber's truck: "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber"

On a Plastic Surgeon's Office door: "Hello. Can we pick your nose?"

At a Towing company: "We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows"

On an Electrician's truck: "Let us remove your shorts."

In a Non smoking Area: "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."

On a Maternity Room door: "Push. Push. Push."

At an Optometrist's Office: "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."

On a Taxidermist's window: "We really know our stuff"

On a Fence: "Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!"

At a Car Dealership: "The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."

Outside a Muffler Shop: "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."

In a Veterinarian's waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"

At the Electric Company: "We would be delighted if you send in your payment. However, if you don't, you will be."

In the front yard of a Funeral Home: "Drive carefully. We'll wait."

On a Radiator Shop: "Best place in town to take a leak"

I’m the Decider. Half the Beatles are rolling in their graves.

One of my favorite muppet toons, from WAAY back.

Mamacita goes wild for Traffic Cones.

One of the bad things about initiating sex with the lights off is that you risk doing it with the wrong person. Oh, they were drunk, too.

So you can’t decide what to see this weekend, and your taste is different from the average moviegoer? Get your personalized movie recommendations at Criticker.

Family helps a skunk with his head stuck in a jar. With video.

Blog of the day: Life in Iraq: The Lighter Side of War.

The Guantanamo Bay Song now has a video!

Here's >>>>
a little gift for Ivy, Mary, Monique, Nancy, Karen, and Heather. From the movie Don Juan DeMarco.


THE SALOON SCENE
(Thanks, Dr. Lobojo!)

A tall weather-worn cowboy from Colorado who walked into a Durango saloon and ordered a beer. The saloon’s regulars quietly observed the drifter through half-closed eyelids. No one spoke, but they all noticed that the stranger’s hat was made of brown wrapping paper. Less obvious was the fact that his shirt and vest were also made of paper, as were his chaps, pants, and even his bootsincluding the paper spurs. Truth be told, even the saddle, blanket and bridle on his horse were made entirely of paper.

Of course when the sheriff heard about him he was soon arrested for rustling.


The internet is a very evil, dangerous place! Watch the video and learn!

The latest twist in the Alien Autopsy Story.

Where does the time go? Figure it out! (via Arbroath)

Not for the squeamish: Eyelid Piercing.


Thought for today: The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it. -Franklin P. Jones


10 comments:

Jean-Luc Picard said...

Great entries, MC!

ed bremson said...

Love the old photographs. Thanks, I'll have to post that on my blog.

arbroath said...

I'm sorry to pry, but I have to ask.

How exactly do you get involved in a property dispute over a clematis?

I'm intrigued.

Miss Cellania said...

Hee hee! The dispute was not over the clematis. I lost a piece of property where I parked the car. So I had to move a lot old plants to build a new driveway. I even had to dig up a tree by myself.

OldHorsetailSnake said...

"The lighter side of war" was humoriffic, Missy. Way out there.

Duke_of_Earle said...

M.C., Check this link. I laughed till it hurt.

John

Miss Cellania said...

John, thanks! I had read the story before on a widow's forum, but never had a proper public link for it. I'll be using that!

arbroath said...

Thanks for putting me out of my misery Miss Cellania!

Joel said...

On another Septic Tank Truck: "We're #1 in the #2 business"

Belongs to TeePee Septic, right here in Moses Lake, Wash.! (Actually, I think they're based in the next town over, but still... close enough.)

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